Not So Random Quote:

The Condom Broke

Title: The Condom Broke
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: Supernatural
Originally Posted: July 30, 2008
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: All hail Kripke! Supernatural belong to Warner Bros. Television Production Inc. and Wonderland Sound and Vision. No copyright infringement intended.
Rating: PG
Summary: The title says it all…
Word Count: 100
Archive: Please inform me
Notes: Response to prompt #30 “Murphy’s Law” and inspired by iamstealthyone’s If It’s Not One Thing …


“Well? What’s in the window?”

“A plus sign.”

“That means?”

“That means the test is positive, indicating pregnancy,” Pause. “So what are you going to do about it?”

“I don’t know. I haven’t thought that far ahead.”

“Yeah, well start thinking ahead. Like how you’re going to fit a baby seat in the Impala.”

Wince. “You’re awfully quiet. No I told you so’s?”

“Just one question. What the hell position did you use so you ended up carrying the baby, Dean?”

“When I heard that waitress in Tampa cursed me after I left, I was thinking succubus, not seahorse, Sam.”