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Alpha Male Crap

Title: Alpha Male Crap
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Originally Posted 2002
Spoilers: Season 7
Disclaimer: I asked Santa for them for Chirstmas, but I got a black, lacy thigh-hi full of coal instead. I guess that means that Mulder and Krycek still belong to TenThirteen Productions and the Fox Network.
Rating: NC17 for male/male sex
Summary: Mulder catches up with an old enemy and gets some answers.
Word Count: 4,111
Notes: This story was originally published in Over eXposure by IIBNF Press.
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Ancient Starlight

Title: Ancient Starlight
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Originally Published: February 15, 2000
Spoilers: Season 7
Disclaimer: They belong to to TenThirteen Productions, although I'd treat several characters better than CC does.
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: Jeffrey Spender's thoughts at the end of "One Son."
Warnings: Character death
Word Count: 952
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A Free Man

Title: A Free Man
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Originally Posted: February 09, 2002
Spoilers: Season 8
Disclaimer: Officially they belong to TenThirteen Productions and the Fox Network.
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence and character death. No smut here (My God! Did I just write that?)
Summary: An alternate view of Krycek's death.
Warnings: Character death
Word Count: 1,332
Notes: Big thanks to my betas Karen-Leigh, Ursula, and my partner in crime Isa. I'd be only half the writer I am without all of you.
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Hot and Sticky

Title: Hot and Sticky
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Originally Posted August 2006
Spoilers: Season 2
Disclaimer: Both of them belong to TenThirteen Productions. No copyright infringement intended.
Rating: NC17 for male/male sex
Summary: Mulder has a hard time getting to sleep, and Krycek lends a hand (well, actually a mouth).
Word Count: 500
Notes: Originally written for the infamous Mulder/Krycek email list's eggbeater challenge.
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Hounded

Title: Hounded
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Originally Posted: July 07, 1996
Spoilers: Season 3
Disclaimer: This story is based on the characters and situations created by Chris Carter, the Fox Network and Ten Thirteen Productions. As such, the characters named are the property of those entities and are used without permission, although no copyright infringements are intended. All other characters belong to me. Just ask if you want to borrow them. :-)
Rating: NC17 for male/female sex and language
Summary: Mulder and Scully take on a missing persons case involving a fellow employee. And also take their relationship to a new level.
Word Count: 5,844
Notes: Thanks to all my Cafe UST friends and QueeQuag1 who were willing to put up with frantic e-mails about names, trivia, and general insecurities about my writing skills. You're all the greatest. {{{{{}}}}}
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Just My Luck

Title: Just My Luck
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Originally Posted: March 19, 1997
Spoilers: Season 4
Disclaimer: Usual disclaimer. They belong to TenThirteen Productions. No copyright infringement intended.
Rating: PG
Summary: The thoughts going through Pendrell's mind ass the screen fades to black at the end of Tempus Fugit
Warnings: Character Death
Word Count: 402
Notes: This one just sort of popped into my head out of the blue.
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Keeping Your Boys on a Short Leash Series

Title: Keeping Your Boys on a Short Leash Series
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org), KMS! (kmspider@aol.com) and Drovar (drovar@alltel.net)
Fandom: The X-Files
Originally Posted: 1999 - 2000
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Officially they belong to TenThirteen Productions and the Fox Network.
Rating: NC17 for male/male sex
Summary: These are the ongoing adventures of two chatroom admins and various and sundry residents. Names have been changed to protect the (not so) innocent.
Word Count: N/A
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Lights Out

Title: Lights Out
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: X-Files
Originally Posted: October 1999
Spoilers: Season 4
Disclaimer: The boys belong to Tenthirteen productions, although the way Chris Carter treats them, I'm sure they'd be better off with me.
Rating: PG13 for M/M interaction and general naughtiness
Summary: A conversation and some activity in the dark.
Word Count: 342
Notes: To Drovar, for all the encouragement he's given me the last few weeks, and so he'll quit complaining he has nothing of mine to archive at the Ferretcage.
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Loup Garou Series

Title: Loup Garou Series
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Originally Posted: October 1996 - November 1999
Spoilers: Season 6
Disclaimer: Aside from where noted, all characters are the property of TenThirteen Productions. No copyright infringement is intended.
Rating: NC17 for male/female sex, male/male sex, male/male/female sex, violence, and disturbing images.
Summary: This series follows the ongoing adventures of Alex Krycek, Walter Skinner, and the werewolf Jessica Leahs.
Word Count: N/A
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Right Place, Wrong Time

Title: Right Place, Wrong Time
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org) and Katherine (Rocket425@aol.com)
Fandom: The X-Files
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Mulder, Scully and any other mentioned X-File regulars are the property of 1013 Productions. Chris Carter would probably have a coronary if he knew what we were doing with them. If he does, we wouldn't mind stepping in and taking over and making a few, um, improvements.
Rating: NC17 for male/female sex
Summary: Our take on those oh-so-perfect sex scenes in most fanfiction.
Word Count: 1,772
Notes: To the Cafe's NC17 writers: may your work keep us inspired, hot and bothered.
- Katherine
To Laura, this was your idea to begin with - remember that. ;-D
- Lycanthrophile
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Runs in the Blood

Title: Runs in the Blood
Author: Lycanthrophile and Isabelle (runsintheblood@imadethis.org)
Fandom: None
Disclaimer: The X-Files belongs to TenThirteen Productions. No copyright infringement intended.
Rating: NC17 for male/female sex, violence, disturbing images
Summary: A 1,000 year old vampire falls in love with a mortal and discovers they have a deeper, unexpected connection.
Notes: This story began as a challenge between two X-Files Fanfiction authors. The idea: to write a simple story involving two of our existing original characters. Although they'd already been given stories of their own, the characters would meet in an entirely different universe. Their pasts would remain as they'd been created. Their futures were unknown.
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Sometimes

Title: Sometimes
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Spoilers: Season 4
Disclaimer: All characters are the property of TenThirteen Productions. No copyright infringement is intended.
Rating: R for language
Summary: Krycek ponders the events of his life.
Word Count: 1,596
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Trust No One

Title: Trust No One
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: None of them belong to me. In order of appearance, they belong to TenThirteen Productions and Anheuser Busch Companies Inc.
Rating: G
Summary: Mulder makes contact with an entity.
Word Count: 589
Notes: Just something that popped into my head in a fit of writer's block. This is the first time I've attempted this type of story, so please write me and let me know what you think.
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Uncertain Allies Series

Title: Uncertain Allies Series
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Spoilers: Season 5
Disclaimer: All characters are the property of TenThirteen Productions. No copyright infringement is intended.
Rating: NC17 for male/male sex
Summary: Mulder, Krycek, and Scully find themselves in a partnership none of them expected.
Warnings: Character death
Word Count: N/A
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Untitled

Title: Untitled
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org) and KMS! (kmspider@aol.com)
Fandom: The X-Files
Spoilers: Season 6
Disclaimer: All characters are the property of TenThirteen Productions. No copyright infringement is intended.
Rating: R for language
Summary: One possible ending for Biogenesis
Word Count: 1,703
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Wistul II

Title: Wistful II
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Spoilers: Season 7
Disclaimer: Not mine. I arm wrestled Chris Carter for them and lost, so they still belong to 1013 Productions. Me make money off of this? Yeah right!
Rating: R for male/male interactions
Summary: A companion piece to Drovar's Wistful from Krycek's point of view.
Word Count: 1,511
Notes: Thanks to Drovar who wrote the original Wistful.
September 28, 2000
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Writer's Block

Title: Writer's Block
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org)
Fandom: The X-Files
Spoilers: Season 4
Disclaimer: Must I state the obvious? These two hot guys are property of Ten Thirteen. No money made here, just some m/m sex of the NC17 type.
Rating: NC17 for male/male sex
Summary: Plot? You're expecting a plot? Then don't read this. It is helpful to be familiar my X-Files stories.
Word Count: 1,025
Notes: Dedicated especially to Katy and Rachel, who kinda inspired this story, and all the others on the M/K list - you're all perverts and that's what I love about you. And go easy, I know this doesn't hold a candle to the X-celent writings I've seen on this list.
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You Always Hurt the Ones You Love

Title: You Always Hurt the Ones You Love
Author: Lycanthrophile (lycanthrophile@imadethis.org) and Grygon (grygon@gmail.com)
Fandom: X-Men, The X-Files
Disclaimer: All X-Men characters mentioned herein are the property of Marvel Entertainment Inc. All X-Files characters mentioned herein are the property of TenThirteen Productions. "Fight Club," used for the setting, is the property of Twentieth Century Fox. All other characters are the property of Lycanthrophile and Grygon.
Rating: NC17 for male/male sex and violence
Summary: Remy LeBeau finds himself fascinated by an Alex Krycek. He challenges him to a fight in the Arizona desert to start, what he hopes, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Word Count: 32,079
Notes: This was originally the log for a thread between Grygon and Lycanthrophile on the PBeM RPG Fight Club Unlimited.
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